Ever wonder why all those statues of Buddha show him with a plate behind his head? It's because he's enlightened. He's reached Nirvana and beyond. Ever wonder how? Let me acquaint you with a little secret: So when I get up in the morning I look like I just got up from my grave. My face is grey, my eyes are lifeless. When people see me they scream (albeit not louder than i do of course). When I get on the school bus I look daggers at everybody because I'm not enjoying my day yet and so, of course, how dare they give me sweet welcoming morning smiles. People think I'm not a morning person. For reasons that are, obviously, obvious.
But that's not true. Once I sit down on the blue bus seat I have time to gaze lovingly at the black mug in my hand. I shower it with attention and slowly twist open the cover. The smell that wafts out puts a huge (almost manic, my friends seem to think) grin on my face. It's the smell of coffee: pitch black, sugarless and with not a drop of milk. Just the way i like it :)
Everyone admits that the smell is absolutely, ravishingly delicious. But they're not so accommodating when it comes to the taste. They whimper like cowards when the bitter taste touches their tongues. But not me! Coffee could never have a bitter taste for me. Well I mean in the metaphorical sense. No. Coffee is like the friend I never had. Or maybe I did. Anyway, Coffee is my companion in moments of extreme low blood-pressure-distress. While other people wail about their coffee-induced pimples I'm glorifying in my caffeine-induced high.


